Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Running Bear Aware (Silly Advertisements Series)

Running Bear Aware --- is a great deterrent for those furry pests who don’t hear joggers running about the lake or in forested areas.  This smaller version of a cow bell comes in all kinds of colors to match your running attire.  Be sure to take a music player of some sort with you as the bell can get quite irritating after ten minutes or so.  But what is irritating when it is your life at stake!  Call now…only $5.99.  (Running Bear Aware is not to be confused with Running Bare Wear…which is running nude and not recommended by doctors for those men and women well endowed.)

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