Lazy Susan Hobs --- These wonderful magical creatures are next on the list of must haves. With heights of three feet, they are perfect for any sized cupboard or pantry. They will dispense to you the specific item needed to prepare any meal and will sleep when not in need. They will keep a running tally of the contents of your kitchen and will provide a list on your predetermined shopping day. No more dull inventories for you! Their dietary consumption consists of two bags of Goldfish crackers per week and the occasional Oreo cookie for a job well done. (Please note these Hobs get very cranky when abruptly awakened and will eject tin cans at an alarming rate and accuracy when this occurs. We are not liable for any bruising or broken bones incurred.) $199.99 While supplies last! (Warning do not give any clothing to the Hobs purchased, doing so will break the contract and the Hob will be free to leave your pantry.)
Too funny - You are a prolific and talented writer for sure - Most etertaining this series
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If only I could sell these for real! I have orders for 11 already! :)
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