Saturday, July 16, 2011

Baths (From my attempts at Karl Pilkingtonisms)

What’s the story with baths?
I just don’t get it
you lay in hot water
that becomes dirty the minute you get in it
laying there you become human stew
don’t you?
Then you wash up in dirty water
splash around a bit,
then you’re clean?
(shakes head)
I just don’t understand it,
besides in a bath
you can’t reach all the important bits can you?
You need a shower afterwards
just to clean up proper.

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