Light My Candles

I need a man

Who knows how to two step

Amongst the olive oil

And the onions toil

I need a man who will

Dance with me

After dicing mushrooms

Adding romance to the room

A man who is not afraid

Of showing how the music moves him

And loves the way

My hips sway

I want someone to hold me

While the sauce simmers

Enticing the flavors to mingle

There has been too much single

I want a duet waltz

To fill my kitchen needs

Come to me with cous cous

And tomato juice

I need to share my curry

And cranberries

With a man who can

Shake his booty, man

Come on baby

Light my candles

Let me see the light shining

Whilst we’re dining…